MickeyTV... Of! The!! Future!!!
Late last night a space-time tachyon inversion helix resulted in y being able to catch several TV channels being broadcast from... The Future! That, or else I need to stop treating the expiration date on mayonnaise as a gentle suggestion.
Of course there will be TV in The Future; even in Starfleet not everyone will be waiting in line to play a video game that usually malfunctions and tries to kill you. What sort of programming will the coming decades and centuries bring...?
SURVIVOR: JOE'S TAVERN Contestants get good and drunk before performing their (literal) Elimination Challenges, like lighting a propane grill, crossing eight lanes of highway traffic, handling power tools...
PREDATOR <3 ALIEN He's a hunter for the fun of it; she kills to satisfy her voracious reproductive urges. Can these two wacky kids make it together in the Big Apple?
THE WEATHER LOTTERY Formerly The Weather Channel, now a game show network where the winner gets to program the week's weather for a month!! Watch out for Sweeps, when all the contestants are members of apocalyptic cults!
KLINGON WORLD OF WRESTLING "Of course we kill the 'referee' first! Battling according to arbitrary 'rules of sportsmanship' has no honor!!"
JUDGE J'OOHDE Tonight a tragic victim of a transporter accident files a lawsuit against Big Chief O'Brien's Discount House O' Transporters for damages and corrective surgery, in "The Case of the Hermaphrodite Centaur."
THE HISTORY CHANNEL Now has access to video records taken by all the people caught up in the various time warps that plague Federation space, showing what really went down at various key points in history.
THE BAN THE HISTORY CHANNEL CHANNEL Basically 24/7 screeds of varying passion and coherence by the remaining handful of Jews, Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, Presleytarians, Shatnerologists, etc. etc.
FAMILY GUY FOX Network keeps bringing the show back time after time when their live-action sitcoms get flushed in the ratings.
COMEDY CENTRAL By now, over 90% of their programming is just early 21st Century news-channel recordings.
Of course there will be TV in The Future; even in Starfleet not everyone will be waiting in line to play a video game that usually malfunctions and tries to kill you. What sort of programming will the coming decades and centuries bring...?
SURVIVOR: JOE'S TAVERN Contestants get good and drunk before performing their (literal) Elimination Challenges, like lighting a propane grill, crossing eight lanes of highway traffic, handling power tools...
PREDATOR <3 ALIEN He's a hunter for the fun of it; she kills to satisfy her voracious reproductive urges. Can these two wacky kids make it together in the Big Apple?
THE WEATHER LOTTERY Formerly The Weather Channel, now a game show network where the winner gets to program the week's weather for a month!! Watch out for Sweeps, when all the contestants are members of apocalyptic cults!
KLINGON WORLD OF WRESTLING "Of course we kill the 'referee' first! Battling according to arbitrary 'rules of sportsmanship' has no honor!!"
JUDGE J'OOHDE Tonight a tragic victim of a transporter accident files a lawsuit against Big Chief O'Brien's Discount House O' Transporters for damages and corrective surgery, in "The Case of the Hermaphrodite Centaur."
THE HISTORY CHANNEL Now has access to video records taken by all the people caught up in the various time warps that plague Federation space, showing what really went down at various key points in history.
THE BAN THE HISTORY CHANNEL CHANNEL Basically 24/7 screeds of varying passion and coherence by the remaining handful of Jews, Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, Presleytarians, Shatnerologists, etc. etc.
FAMILY GUY FOX Network keeps bringing the show back time after time when their live-action sitcoms get flushed in the ratings.
COMEDY CENTRAL By now, over 90% of their programming is just early 21st Century news-channel recordings.
Celebrity Obsession
The one who doesn't end up with food poisoning from the food or alcohol poisoning (okay, so whichever one isn't dead or in a coma) wins!
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how about The New Clone is Right...5 Clones of the rich and famous come on TV, then its like family fued. Only difference is there is only one right response instead of 5. They must say the same as answer as their original counterparts.
Also The Transporter show...contestants are beamed anwhere in the universe and must find there way home.
Passionate Apathy
It's a "reality" show; why would we want any of the contestants to survive?
JohnDoe posts:
Can they at least bring a towel?
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