MickeyMooninites Terrorize Boston
The city of Boston was brought to a standstill Wednesday by a series of ads for the late-night cartoon Aqua Teen Hunger Force. The guerrilla ad campaign had five light boards set up to display one of the characters from the show, an alien critter called a "mooninite."
In these uncertain, perilous and increasinglywacky less-than-certainly-non-peril ous times, even a fictional threat can't be misunderestimated. That is why President Bush has asked Congress to okay funds to display over 20,000 light boards in Iraq. "We have to advertise how adults can swim over there, you see," said the President from an undisclosed nuke-proof bunker underneath Cheyenne Mountain. "We're advertising over there so we don't have to advertise our cartoons over here. Heh heh heh..." he added, creepily.
"We can't afford to take these things lightly- and if any of you putzs laugh at that, I'll twist your head off and spit down your neck," added OSI counter-terrorism expert Brock Samson. "First, we're dealing with marketing majors- marketing majors that stay up to 3:00am to watch cartoons, so it's not like their judgment is beyond reproach even before the sleep deprivation kicks in."
A spokesmen for the promotional crew arrested for placing the light boards, Harvey Birdman of the law firm Sebben and Sebben, stated that the arrest and uproar over the media promotion had overshadowed the basic friendly and benign intentions of the mooninites. "Look- see how the friendly chap is raising one finger, to remind their aging fan base to get a prostate exam? Now I know that prostate exams have gotten a bum rap- get it, 'bum rap?- over the years, but in the proper mindset they can be quite the erotic thrill. I myself have had three just this week!"
The light boards themselves have been removed to Nellis Air Force Base near Groom Lake, Nevada, for further testing. When asked what, if anything, the Air Force teams expected to learn from the advertising boards, our reporter was simply reminded that for national security reasons, Nellis AFB didn't, in fact, exist.
In these uncertain, perilous and increasingly
"We can't afford to take these things lightly- and if any of you putzs laugh at that, I'll twist your head off and spit down your neck," added OSI counter-terrorism expert Brock Samson. "First, we're dealing with marketing majors- marketing majors that stay up to 3:00am to watch cartoons, so it's not like their judgment is beyond reproach even before the sleep deprivation kicks in."
A spokesmen for the promotional crew arrested for placing the light boards, Harvey Birdman of the law firm Sebben and Sebben, stated that the arrest and uproar over the media promotion had overshadowed the basic friendly and benign intentions of the mooninites. "Look- see how the friendly chap is raising one finger, to remind their aging fan base to get a prostate exam? Now I know that prostate exams have gotten a bum rap- get it, 'bum rap?- over the years, but in the proper mindset they can be quite the erotic thrill. I myself have had three just this week!"
The light boards themselves have been removed to Nellis Air Force Base near Groom Lake, Nevada, for further testing. When asked what, if anything, the Air Force teams expected to learn from the advertising boards, our reporter was simply reminded that for national security reasons, Nellis AFB didn't, in fact, exist.
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Now I know what you're talking about.
When I read this earlier I was trying to picture what on earth this all looked like - the only crystal clear indicator was the finger positioning.
But I have just now found a news article of the event, complete with picture here!
Now that makes more sense!
Passionate Apathy
I guess there is a first time for everything.
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