The Germ of an Idea
Recently ABC decided to develop a sitcom pilot based on the cave men in an insurance ad. Have I mentioned lately how live-action sitcoms suck so hard they alter global weather? Where else will the savvy TV exec be trolling inspired to produce the next half-hour of cringe...?
Dental Dynamite A superhero who's power is his teeth emit enormous amounts of EM radiation after he chews Orbit gum. Look forward to the season finale cliffhanger when he finds out his teeth gave his girlfriend ovarian cancer
Lust Line Inspired by the late-night sex chat ads, three girls talk sexy by night and solve crimes during the day.
The Last Drop A traveling loner encounters new problems in a different town every week- and solves them all with cups of coffee. Look for the season finale cliffhanger when the DEA investigates what sort of 'coffee' he's really brewing...
All the Insurance in the World A mutant uses his power to stop time to rescue people from in-progress traffic accidents.
Victoria's Sitcom Hot babes in slinky lingerie. Who the hell cares what it's about???
Nut Flix An enchanted DVD-rental service delivers not just the DVDs, but also characters, critters and props from the movies they rent. Wacky hijinks abound!
And just wait until they start basing TV series on web sites...
Dental Dynamite A superhero who's power is his teeth emit enormous amounts of EM radiation after he chews Orbit gum. Look forward to the season finale cliffhanger when he finds out his teeth gave his girlfriend ovarian cancer
Lust Line Inspired by the late-night sex chat ads, three girls talk sexy by night and solve crimes during the day.
The Last Drop A traveling loner encounters new problems in a different town every week- and solves them all with cups of coffee. Look for the season finale cliffhanger when the DEA investigates what sort of 'coffee' he's really brewing...
All the Insurance in the World A mutant uses his power to stop time to rescue people from in-progress traffic accidents.
Victoria's Sitcom Hot babes in slinky lingerie. Who the hell cares what it's about???
Nut Flix An enchanted DVD-rental service delivers not just the DVDs, but also characters, critters and props from the movies they rent. Wacky hijinks abound!
And just wait until they start basing TV series on web sites...
